The Bogeywoman's Cave

For this (last?) year's secret santicorn event, I was tasked with creating a scenario for Best Case Scenario, a wonderful skirmish wargame/RPG by the ever talented Deus Ex Parabol a. Coleopteran Pseudodivinity  PC Information An unusual religious movement calling themselves the Northern Californian Coleopteran Club have purchased a cabin in up in the Sierra Nevada mountain range, surrounded by redwoods on all sides. While previously assumed to just be a simple amateur entomological club, it has become clear that these individuals are aware of both the existence of the anomalous phenomena and the Organization. A group of NCCC members recently stole an object from containment. It is codenamed KAFKA'S CROWN, and they believe is an relic of their deity, the Great Beetle. KAFKA'S CROWN resembles a wrought iron crown with multiple insect limbs for points. It is imperative that under no circumstances the crown be touched with skin to skin contact. This is a THIRD EYE operation, as...